Steven Rhodes Collection

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas Anxiety Attack Welcome to level one of your daily existential crisis. This Anxiety Attack stretched canvas wall plaque by Steven Rhodes turns bedtime dread into a retro arcade nightmare where panic has claws and a high score. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas Hanging With All My Friends People are overrated. The Hanging With All My Friends stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is for proud introverts whose social life is 80% plants and 20% cats. No small talk required. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas Lets Make Brownies Whip up some questionable nostalgia with the Lets Make 'Special' Brownies stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes. It's family-friendly fun, depending on your definition of special. Comes with sugar, spice and absolutely zero nutritional value. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas Love You To Death Relationship goals, but with scythes. The Love You To Death stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes proves that true love lasts forever or at least until the afterlife paperwork clears. Perfect for goth couples and those who take 'til death do us part' a bit too seriously. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas Magical Garden Teach the kids all about gardening and the booming herbal economy. The Lets Plant a Magical Garden stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is a heartwarming tale of two youngsters learning how to grow suspicious greens and psychedelic mushrooms before snack time. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas My Family Portrait Skip the baby shower. You've got a living room full of fur, shredded curtains and silent looks of judgement. The My Family Portrait stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is what happens when the cat tree gets more use than the family tree. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas Rainy Day Fun Why colour inside the lines when you can tattoo a full back piece in Grandma's lounge? The Rainy Day Fun stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes brings you the perfect storm of boredom, creativity and bad judgement. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas Rise Above The Bullshit Let the nonsense burn while you levitate in peace. The Rise Above the Bullshit stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is for witches, weirdos and anyone done dealing with other peoples drama. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas Sick Of Your Shit Sometimes, the best medicine is just being left alone. The Sick Of Your Shit stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes captures the raw power of passive-aggressive wellness. Perfect for sick days, personal days or every day you wake up tired of everyone. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas Stay Positive Just keep smiling while nature eats you alive. The Stay Positive stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is the perfect reminder that things can always get worse, so you might as well look happy about it. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas The Cat Dimension Ever get the feeling your cats are plotting something? The Portal to the Cat Dimension stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes confirms your worst fears with claws, whiskers and a glowing vortex of doom. The cats arent just watching. They're waiting for you to fall asleep. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes 19x25cm Canvas Worship Coffee Some people need coffee to function. Others summon it with candles, robes and their closest work colleagues. The Worship Coffee stretched canvas plaque by Steven Rhodes is your daily reminder that the Dark Lord comes in a carafe. One sip and your soul might even make it to your 9am meeting. - 19x25cm - Sawtooth hanger on reverse

Steven Rhodes Coaster Demon Cat Protect your surfaces from spills, scratches, and summoning rituals with this MDF coaster featuring everyone's favourite hellspawn house pet. Ideal for coffee, tea, or offerings to the feline overlord. H0.5cm X W9cm X D9cm

Steven Rhodes Coaster Lets Sacrifice Toby Keep your altar (or coffee table) clean with this delightfully disturbing coaster. Whether you're setting down a drink or preparing for a lighthearted ritual sacrifice, this fun design will remind you of all those wholesome childhood memories... just don't tell Toby. H0.5cm X W9cm X D9cm

Steven Rhodes Coaster Sick Of Your Shit The perfect coaster for when you're tired, cranky, and done with everyone's shit. Protect your surfaces while silently judging your guests. Bonus points if you serve tea with attitude. H0.5cm X W9cm X D9cm

Steven Rhodes Coaster Witches Brew Fuel your dark magic (or just your Monday) with this caffeine-charged coaster. Featuring a ritual-worthy ode to coffee, it keeps your table safe from spills while you chant for a refill. H0.5cm X W9cm X D9cm